The Return of the Carry

Hey guys,

everyones fav. rice farmer is here. In 2nd yr Commerce at University of Melb. exam peroid now so not such a big post.

Some words of wisdom, if ur having trouble farming on lane, get a midas and farm the woods the whole game then go carry.

And finally heres a rap about me i made ages ago:

They see me farmin, they hatin. Tryin to catch me neutral creepin. My radiance so fast. im carryin, they hopin they can kill me 5 man gankin. 

ANd just for meng, i decided to add some additional info:

Yesterday was my bday and I had a blast but in the morning i was playing dota and getting completely pissed of by these 2 retards in my game one was a viper who got corrosive skin stats (no ulti no slow) and another was even more classic, a Skeleton King who said " who needs bolt its no damamge il just get stat and vamipiric aura and ill leech all life back". THey were 1-18 and 3-15 respectively, kudos to them really czo they managed to stil get a kill despite their GOD AWFUL skill builds. Anyway somehow we managed to win coz i got dagon 5 on lich and i was like 27-1. Frank was 10-0 with panda and a shitload of items. lesson to be learned IN PUB make sure you or one of your friends plays carry.